Belly pwned

When you have been pwned by your own belly.

When you are playing an online video game. Your headset cord then gets stuck between your stomach fat and your pelvic area. This pulls your cord from the controller. At this piont you can not hear anyone and they can not hear you.
Belly PWNED!!!

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The Hider

When a male hides his penis in his ball sack. Then the male will smack his stomach and his penis will pop out.

Step 1. Stretch your ball sack.
Step 2. Push your penis into your ball sack.
Step 3. Pull the ball sack over the penis until it is fully hidden.
Step 4. Find a person to show your new talent.
Step 5. Smack your stomach hard enough so your penis pops out.
You have successfully completed the hider, How do you feel?

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