Oven Mitt

1. A large mitten used to protect one's hand when reaching into a hot oven. Conveniently, can be worn on either the left or right hand.

2. A dull former governor from Massachusetts with very little conviction. Conveniently, at some point in his career he will embrace both sides of an issue ... the left and the right.

1. Mary used an oven mitt to remove the cookies from the oven.

2. Oven Mitt Romney changes his views as often as a baby needs to change diapers ... and they are both full of shit.

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Stupidity Trifecta

A description of a person(s) who clearly embraces these three traits: willfully ignorant, happily misinformed, and painfully unreasonable.

The majority of Foxnews viewers really have perfected the stupidity trifecta. They choose to ignore any facts or truths, they dutifully tune in day after day to be brainwashed with Fox "news", and they will never have a reasonable discussion with someone who thinks otherwise.

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