disappointed Dusty

Masturbating. This is in reference to the Dusty Rhodes (former WWE wrestler) ad campaign where he says “Don’t be silly...Don’t play with your Willy “ on behalf of the American Board for Sexual Wellbeing.

“What did you do when your girl cancelled on you?”
“Let’s just say, I disappointed Dusty.”

sour cream taco

This occurs when you perform oral sex on a woman after she has recently had intercourse with another man.

“I had no idea my wife was cheating. I had been eating a sour cream taco.”

Robbing the Holstein

When an adult drinks milk directly from a woman’s breast, that is lactating.

Ever since my pregnancy our sex life has been spiced up because my husband loves robbing the Holstein.

Pinocchio pudding

While performing the male’s role in the sexual act known as “69”, his nose accidentally goes into her anus, resulting in fecal matter on his nose.

“Dude, last night was awesome with my girl, but after we 69’d, I came back with some Pinocchio pudding.”

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Shits-a-phrenia

When you are as paranoid as shit or so scared you shit yourself.

I can’t do haunted houses anymore. Every time I go to one, I come down with a wicked case of shits-a-phrenia.

Kakki

The color of fecal matter after one has been eaten up, specifically by a cat.

Our coach made us wear kakki colored pants. Looks like we have been eaten up by some cats.

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urinade float

After having sex to completion, a male gives his partner a golden shower. Within this process, the remaining ejaculate within the penile tubes escapes within the urine, therefore creating a urinade float.

On Thirsty Thursday, my dirty girlfriend wanted to get freaky. It resulted in a bj for me and a golden shower for her with a bonus urinade float.

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