Egg tose

A leisure sport in which townies hurl eggs at pregnant women. Bonus points are awarded when a participant knocks the cigarette from the target's mouth. This event is especially popular in the rural counties of southern Maryland.

Carrie: This town is so boring.

Stacey: The fuck you talking about, girl? There's an egg tose at the D!

Pegposal

The act of contriving an elaborate plan to increase your chances of getting pegged.

Joe put more work into getting his pegposal definition added to the Urban Dictionary than he did into his actual pegposal.