yoda

cousin of kermit the frog but off the botox. both relatively the same age.

kermit decided to go sesame street and then hollywood. the pressure on him to look young in the business made him use botox.
yoda on the other hand, moved to a galaxy far far away. he currently has a gig as a jedi master, using the force. they dont have botox there

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