CHET!

verb.
Inflected Forms: Chetted, Chetting
Etymology: Old High German & Old Norse
1.a: to bungle; to create disrepair; to introduce disorder in a seemingly stable environment; to cause irreparable damage unknowingly and without guile, usually self-inflicted and followed by half-hearted attempts at remediation.

Billy chetted himself when he failed to notice his dick was not completely out of his pants before relieving himself.

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Molly Whop

A severly lop-sided sided fight where one party get the shit beat out of them while the other person does the beating!

Did you see the fight? That dude doubled as a punching bag, he didnt even get a throw in, damn he got molly whopped!

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scloma

The type of deep sleep that feels like you've been in a coma.

Guy: Your eyes aren't bloodshot for a change, finally got some sleep huh?

Friend: Actually, I didn't even dream.... was knocked out for 10hrs. I think I was in a coma. I'm surprised I didn't wake up with a nurse by my side.

Guy: Damn G, that's more than just sleep......that's scloma!

Friend: Whats scloma?

Guy: Sleep + Coma = Scloma

get right with the church

When you drink so much your amazed to be alive the next day

Friend A : you drinking tonight?
Friend B: I'm about to get so drunk, pretty sure I'm gonna get right with the church
Friend A: oof, it's like that....aight, tell Jesus I said hello