Audience typing

When a person's typing abilities degrade when they must type in front of others, leading to misspelled words, improper capitalisation and most likely resulting in blushing.

Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.

Father asks, "Put Manchester United into Google there for me"

Son, "Sure"

Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.

This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.

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Nerd Hangover

A situation where one falls asleep in the AM leaving open a browser window composed of dozens of tabs containing interesting intellectual stuff, philosophy, art, linguistics...take your pick.`

Couldn't stay up any longer. When I awoke, my computer greeted me with a Wikipedia page called 'List of bridges in Slovenia', followed by a tab showing thirty-seven alternative covers for 'Alice in Wonderland'. Of all the many tabs I had left open for myself, only one was left on Facebook. Man, I do not want to have to go through all this stuff, I have such a Nerd Hangover right now...

existential nihilism

The feeling that nothing matters.

Giving an example of existential nihilism is so pointless. We're all gonna die anyway...

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man whore

A man that tries to hang out with girls from the Socialist Party in the hopes that he will one day get into their pants.

Look at Leon Trotsky Jr. over there, he's such a man whore!

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