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(v.) Describes an irresponsible, or deliberate destruction of a parcel by a delivery driver who does not appreciate his job. Taken from the titular character's portrayal of a delivery driver in the only funny movie of Jim Carrey's career.

"Man, that FedEx driver must have Ace Ventura'd the hell out of my Antec box. The whole thing is trashed."

"That's why I ship with USPS, douche."

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