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When a group of people on a chat room or text posts (mostly in tumblr) decide they want to say something against vegans, usually resulting in a vegan to find the chat room / posts on the text posts defending vegans or saying something against those who use animal bi-product, revealing themselves as vegan. The round ends when one person has found a vegan and says "found the vegan!" Most of the time the game does not take long, because vegans like to defend themselves.
Example 1-
Person 1: Hey I just posted a picture of a chicken at a butcher shop! Lol lol!
Person 2: hilarious!
Vegan: oh my god! This poor animal is about to be murdered and torn apart for food! It's cruel!
Person 1: Why it's already gonna die anyway.
Vegan: IT TAKES 4,000 GALLONS OF WATER AND 60 POUNDS OF CORN TO RAISE 10 CHCICKENS FOR YOUR PRECIOUS CHICKEN NUGGETS!
Person 3: Lol found the Vegan!
Example 2-
Person 1: here's some delicious pork tenderloin!
Person 2: yum!
Person 3: Wow is that a Beurre Blanc?!
Vegan: You know that was once an animal called a pig not a PORK TENDERLOIN.
Person 2: Well, found the vegan!
Person 1: Lol spot the vegan is so easy!
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Noun- for a teen to be a fucking bitch to her parents
Verb- The sport of teen bitchery
Adj- also called "rebel" meaning being rebellious especially towards authority (parents)
Example 1-
Mom: I love you!
Teen: MOM FUCKING SHUT UP IM ON SKYPE WITH DOUG
Example 2-
Mom: feed the cat, honey
Teen: Okay *thinks about never feeding the cat ever*
~one week later~
Mom: OH MY GOD FLUFFY IS DEAD!
Classic stories of teenage rebellion
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That kid who gets everything he wants and everyone hates him and envies his stupid shit.
He usually sits alone at lunch with his fancy plastic containers from Target. Sometimes, rich kids get some friends. But it is very rare. Everyone is thinking in their head "man! I hate that rich kid oh my god he won't have to work a fucking day in his life" as he walks by. Common names for these rich brats are Gage, Lucas, and Matthew.
Example 1-
Person 1: oh my god it's the rich kid!
Person 2: he has all of this stupid meaningless stuff he doesn't need.
Person 3: ugh i hate rich kids!
Rich Kid: Hey -insert person 1's name-! Wanna see my Fit Bit?
Person 2: What do you need a fit bit for?
Rich Kid: I don't know my mom bought it.
Person 3: (whispers) but all he does is sit on his ass!
Person 2: Ditto
Example 2-
Person 1: Hey get a load of that guy! He has a whole block of Brie!
Person 2: ya that's the rich kid.
Rich Kid: Shrf snurtsg frhsft!
Person 1: does he have a disorder?
Person 2: duh he's rich
Person 3: no he has Brie in his mouth all of the time...
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