9gag

The absolute worst thing on the Internet. 9gag is pretty much the Internet form of the guy in the "Texas chainsaw" movies. If
You were go on reddit, look at when the stuff was uploaded, go to 9gag and do the same, you would obviously see 9gag stealing from reddit. It's mostly
Rage comics and memes. 4chan was created and then it turned dark. Reddit was made as the light side. Reddit and 4chan were at each others' throats. Then 9gag came and reddit and 4chan were really pissed off. 9gag, commonly known as 9fag, steals from reddit, 4chan, funnyjunk, tumblr, almost everything. The only thing 9gag won't steal from is 9gag.

This is a warning. If you join 9gag, nobody will like you, people will think you're garbage, and you will most likely get your computer hacked. Don't go on 9gag to look at photos because u want to, go to 9gag to see proof that it steals from everything but itself. If you stay on it for more than 6 minutes, spyware, viruses, software, important stuff all gone. You will have no files, no pictures, no anything. You will have major spyware and viruses and you will have no way to get on the Internet.

9gagger : yea bruh 9gag is so cool swag yolo

Me: um, if you don't get dafuq away from me, you will get killed.

9gagger : you got no swag.

Me: duh. I have "no I'm not swag" because quite frankly, swag stands for "secretly we are gay" and 9gag stands for "9 gay annoying (ball licking) goo suckers

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Connor

An awesome tall guy who prefers iPhone over android and likes soda and tv. He knows a lot of martial arts like karate, tae Kwon do, ju jitsu, moi tae, pretty much everything. Has brown hair and green eyes with a goofy but loving and caring personality. His hair is freaking long and wears glasses. If u are a Connor, you have most likely dated a wonderful blonde girl who is just like you and known since kindergarten. Connor will listen to you through everything you say if its not chores related. If you ever date or know a Connor (I'm a guy and this definition is on me LOL) then don't break his heart like the blonde girl just like him. If you know a Connor, don't make him mad or he will go karate kid on your ass (if you are a boy). The complete essence and era of awesome and coolness.

*connor walks over to his buddy group when they are felling crappy* sup guys, what's wrong?

Oh hey Connor. We just found out that Nathan's pet just died.

Aw man that sucks.
Well he did have bad hips.
He is in a better place where he has no displeasing and comfort forever

Wow Connor. I never know you liked animals
.

Are you kidding? Why else would I offer to take care of your guys' pets? I have a dog and cat and they are the nicest animals ever.

My dog loves tennis balls. You could say he is BALListic.

*everyone starts laughing their heads off*

You are the best, Connor!

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