Keybola

Any disease or illness caught from a computer keyboard. Most usually a shared or public computer. Occurs due to people with dirty hands using keyboards.

Dave: Have you seen Jimmy recently?
Alan: No I haven't, he works at an office right?
Dave: Yeah, he does
Alan: Must have a case of Keybola

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Take a scroll

Used in group chats on social media when someone asks a question about arrangements that have been discussed earlier

Dave: Hey, so what are the plans for tomorrow night?
Tom: Take a scroll

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