Porn Star Eyes

Adjective. Eyes that are bright and brilliant, like those of porn stars seen on the big screen.

Court~ "Who is that girl? She has Porn Star Eyes."
Jordan~ "Thats Amanda S. Her eyes are so bright and brilliant."

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Sports Muff

The nether-regions of a female after a sporting event.

I got a good taste of Melissa’s sports muff last night after her soccer practice.

Shine-Job

When a women white knuckles the base of a male penis while attempting to give a handy; usually resulting in blisters forming.

Jordan~ "Why are you walking so awkwardly?"
Joey~ "I was with Big Court last night and she gave me a Shine-Job."
Everyone in the room~ "ooooooo sorry man"

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