Angry Monkey

When you are having sex and about to cum. Jiz in your hand and throw it at her like a angry monkey throwing poo at the zoo.

Right when I nutted I pulled an angry monkey and threw it at her.

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Spongebob

When you are with a women and having relations and when you are about to come, you do it in her socks and then she puts them on.

Last night I gave her a 'spongebob' and she didn't know until she put her socks on to leave

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