standardized

Synonym for bullshit.

Usually given obscene value by our superiors for basically no good reason.

I have to study for my standardized test next week so I don't end up working at McDonalds and hanging myself with my pants in the bathroom at 30.

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Donald's on trial for that

A statement similar to That's What She Said referring to Donald Trump being tried for the rape of a 13 year old girl.

"Aw, your kid's adorable. I love kids."
"Donald's on trial for that."

"That was kind of a stretch."
"Donald's on trial for that."

"Yeah, she's about 20 years younger than me"
"Donald's on trial for that"

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