Zodiac Fucking

The practice of identifying yourself as one sign of the zodiac (based on real or perceived attributes) while having been born under a different sign.

(Brought upon by the revelation that the phenomenon of procession has caused the zodiac houses to shift over the last 2,200 years, as well as the introduction of a 13th sign "Ophiuchus.")

Peter: "There's no way I'm a Virgo! Forget it, I'm still a Scorpio."
Christo: "Welcome to the wonderful world of Zodiac Fucking."

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