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Ophiuchus

Ophiuchus (Pronounced "oh FEE uh cus" -- not "Oh Fuck Us") was added as an official zodiac sign on January 13th 2011. Ophiuchus is represented by a naked man with a long snake. This zodiac sign was probrably added by perverted astrologers to seduce women, since they are the only ones who seem to care/read horoscopes.

Guy #1:Stupid Ophiuchus!! I was a scorpio.. NOW I'M A LIBRA?
Guy #2: Dude, I don't fucking care.

by rockkrock January 14, 2011

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Ophiuchus

not a fucking zodiac sign ophichus is a bitch

zodiac signs)wtf is that shit ophiuchus)I- zodiacs-GET THE FUCK OUT

by smart ass ๐Ÿ˜Œ June 1, 2020

14๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ophiuchus

The Serpent Holder. The thirteenth zodiac sign.

Ophiuchus has been left out because it would be too expensive to add it on, or becasue of precession of the earth.

by carlows July 13, 2008

37๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ophiuchus

A constellation. Recently added as a zodiac sign. That aspect is controversial. It's also a fucking name you assholes.

hey ophiuchus how was your fucking day good how bout you

by Tobeornottobe HEY HAMLET Be MO May 26, 2022


Ophiuchus

a zodiac sign that ruined the 12 zodiac signs

it got its own f*cking emoji wtff

why just why was this invented here are the new zodiac signs

Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces good night

Ophiuchus you can sleep on the f*cking floor

by idk what to name myself ...... December 7, 2020

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ophiuchus

The ophiuchus is the new zodiac sign that screwed everyone elseโ€™s sign up.

Ophiuchus is new and none of us Like him

by itsfacts9 March 12, 2020

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ophiuchus

Ophiuchus wtff why just why

it ruined the zodiac signs every zodiac sign is now pushed back one I was an Aries and now I am a Pisces...

I mean even there symbol is fucked up it is a naked man holding a snake go look on emojis you will see long story short Ophiuchus is an ass hat

Aries and every other zodiac sign good night

Ophiuchus go sleep on the fucking floor

by idk what to name myself ...... December 7, 2020

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