Man-in-the-middle

Pub game that involves a large group of friends (NOT to be tried with strangers) forming a circle, surreptitiously forcing one member of the group into the middle and then all unleashing knee-kicks towards the 'man in the middle' and shouting at him, "man in the middle!".

Dean's had to go to the RUH with chronic dead leg after we pummeled him during a game of man-in-the-middle down 'spooners last night.

Dougie Reach-around

Putting one's hands between a man's legs, from behind, and grabbing his testicles.

I gave the MD a Dougie Reach-around at the work Annual Conference drinks last night.

Dag party

Word amalgamation of Dad and stag; a stag party for a father-to-be before his life is ruined and effectively over by the birth of his first child .

We're hitting up 'spooners and a booby bar this Saturday for Phil's Dag party. The poor bugger's in a right state about never being allowed out again.