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When you are trying to access %appdata% on your computer but you don't hold the shift key down when you hit 5.
Guy 1: "Yeah I was trying to install some Minecraft mods but I accidentally looked up %appdata5"
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Metallica is the act of licking any metal surface in cold weather, with the desirable result of a stuck tongue. Surfaces can include poles, cars, sheet metal and basically any metal surface found in a cold environment.
"Hey, I dare you to do a Metallica on that guys car!"
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Infernal Death is the type of shit you take where when you sit down on the toilet your ass hole explodes and you spray liquid shit all over the bowl. These shits generally last for about 15 to 25 minutes and the whole time you experience a stabbing pain in your stomach. After you have dropped this devastating shit, you will have a sudden appreciation for life.
Guy 1: "Man I'm feeling a liquid shit brewing."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, are you gonna go home and have a firey, infernal death?"
Guy 1: "Yeah probably, I'll send you a snap."
Guy 2: "Fuck that
The process of slapping your ballsack with a piece of metal repeatedly at a fast pace.
"Just went for a big thrash metal sesh"
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