Earning your M

When a hot woman has a child, and becomes an official MILF

Wife: The test shows I'm pregnant
Husband: Looks like you're earning your M, MILF inbound!
Wife: *slap*

A: Did you that chick who works at the post office is pregnant?
B: Whoa, she's totally earning her M

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Gun and run

Shoot your load and leave

He must have gone for the gun and run

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