Hooker tickets

Another term for American one dollar bills.

I paid for my lunch using hooker tickets.

Cockpolisher

An obnoxiously large and bushy manstache large enough to shine any shaft inserted into the face orifice.

Have a look at Adam’s cockpolisher! That’s one obnoxious manstache. I bet he wears a fancy jacket.

Meat whistle

Any long, cyndrical sleeve of processed meat, typically called a hot dog or sausage. Most notably served at picnics, family gatherings, and beisbol games.

Wrigley field serves the best meat whistles of all the stadiums.

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Slugcock

A penis that has prematurely went flaccid and subsequently been removed from a juicy vagina that results in a slimy mass that resembles a slug.

I drank so much last night that I couldn’t finish with Mary. I ended up with that ol’ slugcock.

Fancy jacket

Another term of endearment for faggots. See also faggot, faggotly, faggotish.

That dude is a real fancy jacket.