When you havenât jerked off in so long it shoots up and touches the ceiling and stays there
Omg bro I just had a super bust that felt so good itâs been a while
Mary just made me super bust after we hooked up
When you suck a fat guys dick with hairy white pubs
I gave my sugar a nice yeti blowjob last night
When you slap youâre girls ass really hard/hitting it from behind and it sounds like youâre playing the bongos
I was going bongo ass on my girl last night
When you shave and youâre left with pimples and razor burn
Omg I shaved yesterday and got razor burn Iâm gonna look like a pussy pimple popper