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A white boy who thinks he is cultured and woke but is actually an impotent loser with a dick with the shape, size and texture of a gherkin.
That guy you are chatting to on tinder seems like a complete gherkin dick. You can do so much better than that.
When you are at a party, bar or other social event and your clothes (jacket, scarf, sweatshirt) gets stolen; you got pick-clotheseted.
"Dude, my jacket is totally not here."
"Looks like you got pick-clotheseted, my friend."
When you are feeling both blessed and obsessed with another person
Feeling oblessed with my bae today
She liked to keep her chihuahua neat and trimmed. Though sometimes she also let it grow thick and wild.