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When you are feeling both blessed and obsessed with another person
Feeling oblessed with my bae today
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She liked to keep her chihuahua neat and trimmed. Though sometimes she also let it grow thick and wild.
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When you are at a party, bar or other social event and your clothes (jacket, scarf, sweatshirt) gets stolen; you got pick-clotheseted.
"Dude, my jacket is totally not here."
"Looks like you got pick-clotheseted, my friend."
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A white boy who thinks he is cultured and woke but is actually an impotent loser with a dick with the shape, size and texture of a gherkin.
That guy you are chatting to on tinder seems like a complete gherkin dick. You can do so much better than that.
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