trophy associate

A young, beautiful partner of an older, affluent, influential individual who are in a long term relationship yet not legally married.

She is not his trophy wife, she is his trophy associate.

essential bootycall

An impromptu late night liaison that breaks quarantine.

Individual #1: “Are you telling me that you broke quarantine for a BOOTYCALL?!”
Individual #2: “Listen here Individual #1, it wasn’t just a bootycall. It was an essential bootycall!”
Please be advised that the author of this definition does not condone, justify or encourage the breaking of quarantine for bootycalls, essential or otherwise.

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