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When your working outside and you gotta take a huge shit, but there is no bathroom in site. So you drop your pants, lean up against the nearest house and make it rain. When you are finished you find a garden hose and wash it off.
Hey Patrick, where you been? I had to take a massive dump and was running around trying to find a bathroom..I couldn't hold it any longer so I had to pull an Old Man Jerry (OMJ)
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When two women lay down, and interlock legs like scissors and bump clams. A slow jam will be playing with a lit candle nearbye.
Hey Chris, those two chicks on the video are all wrapped up, moaning and groaning rubbing clams together. I see a candle, and hear a lovely slow jam. Well Andrew, my tiny child size friend, that right there is the Clam Deuce. Don't you forget it!
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Sometimes in life you and your boys need to go all out. Forget about the bars and the strip clubs. Go get a hotel room and pull out all the money you can out of the bank and drive to the south part of town and get as many whores as you can. Get a party bus if who need to. Once you have a hotel room full of drunk and naked whores getting busy and running around you my friend have created a Whorenado.
Damn Loud Pack its been a long ass week, what are you trying to get into? Shit, lets hit up Josh and Shane and hit the South Side and look for a flock of Heezies. Bro are you trying to do what I think you're trying to do? Yup, it's time for a Whorenado.
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