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The place right under the twig and berries. A small sensitive area that the cock usually rests on.
Lawson: I'm going to take a shower!
Dash: Make sure you wash your cockspot well!
The male queer version of cougar. Typically 40 years or above, likes to hook up with younger queer men. The crocodile frequents gay dance clubs and public bathhouses.
Mario: OMG, that crocodile is totally hitting on me.
Cody: You're lucky, I LOVE me some crocodile meat!
Mario: I will give him your number.
Cody: Sweet! Just call me the Croc Hunter!
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When you take a giant dump but it refuses to be flushed until Jan 20th.
My mom just kicked me out of her basement but I'm taking a trump and staying until after New Year.
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A person who friends you on Facebook, then stalks you via your status updates. Their eventual goal is to meet you in person and freak you out by the vast amount of knowledge they have about you.
Jay: Hello, Rosh. Did you just come from hot yoga?
Rosh: Um, do I know you?
Rosh: Dude I met my fralker today. Creeper!
Kristin: I told you not to friend people you don't know.
To accidentally send a "thumbs up" in Facebook messenger while trying to type on the small screen of your phone.
Me: I'm sorry I can't go out, my dog died.
Amy: ââ®
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Me: I hope you were just thumbling and not that mean.
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