Fabfrickintastic

Fabulous+Frickin+Fantastic ...meaning something completely awesome and gorgeous

That outfit is fabfrickintastic on you!

freapy

Used to describe something creepy and freaky.

Did you see that guy? Yeah, he was totally freapy!

As it were

This is what unfortunate people add to their sentences when they are desperately trying to convince you that they are either telling the truth or are quite a bit smarter than reality.

Well, when I was last in Italy, we dined at a most excellent little place I found called Nicola's, as it were.