by a black dick and a half

By a large margin; a substantial amound

Friend 1: "Damn man, the Orlando Magic just got smoked."

Friend 2: "Yea; they lost by a black dick and a half."

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Baker Acted

To get hammered drunk; as in drinking O.G. Four-Loko and Red Bull and Vodka. Also known as 'getting front-row'; where the aforementioned front-row does not refer to a specific concert or theatrical presentation, but as in a more general sense in life - alcohol permitting.

Individual 1: Dude, we're getting baker acted tonight.
Individual 2: Why do you say that?
Individual 1: (Presents O.G. Four-Loko in addition to the Red Bull and Vodka purchased previously)
Individual 2: Oh, shit. Yea we're getting front-row.
Individual 1: Hammered drunk.

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