Quacked

To be 'quacked' is to see (or more likely shown) a video of a good beautiful girl but at the last second it turns out she has a penis. The reveal is usually accompanied with a cartoonish duck's quack, hence 'quacked'.

My bro showed me this video of this smoking hot chick and I was like "ooooweee!" But then she turned around and there was a big ol' cock n balls. Dude quacked me!

Rogan Nosh

A blowjob performed after a substantial meal from the Indian Sub-continent.

Went for a curry the other night and on the way back, Jill gave me a Rogan Nosh; my bellend's still a bit nippy

Quimdaloo

The female version of a Rogan Nosh. Cunnilingus performed after a spicy dish from the Indian Sub-continent.

John gave me a bit of quimdaloo the other night, after we got back from the Jahangir on Dock Street. My lips are still burning.