ross

Ross:

An alien being that can aften be found at in locations of very high fun density. Otherwise, favoured habitat is forests or rivers.

A Ross looks human from the outside, but are obviously alien when you observe them competiting against humans in the wild where Ross's clearly outperform humans in all areas.

If you see a Ross, kiss it. They like that.

eg:
"daddy, is that person an alien? he's so much quicker than all the other runners in the race"

...."No son, he must be a Ross"

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