Napalm Bomb

when going down on the girl, you discover a bush that's not quite to your liking, so you take out your blow torch and set that shit ablaze; commonly known as the Flambé and the Scorcher

Bro that hookup with Emily was such a dissapointment...so i decided to give her a lil lawn mowin of my own and Napalm Bombed that bitch like the Viet Cong

Although Emily's hygeine was not what i expected it to be, I managed to salvage the moment by laying waste to her tumbleweed with a well-timed Napalm Bomb.

I took the Czar's advice and used a Scorched-Earth Policy so my battle tank could infiltrate the enemy gates

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