Venus

Second planet from the mighty sun, known to NASA as the annoying bastard that crushes and melts anything they send to it due to it's atmospheric pressure (92 times that of Earth) and oven surface temperature (500 degrees celcius), it's atmosphere is mainly CO2 with traces of Nitrogen and Water Vapour, it's 100 times thicker than Earths and refuses to let any sunlight in. Surface conditions could melt lead and crush a submarine, To put it simply; women don't come from Venus, Venus is manhood.

Venus, hot fucking place that is.

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