mooze

To slowly walk with no particular purpose, barely aware that you are walking. Most commonly seen when browsing at products in a store, and often results in a collision with another person. It is less of walking, and more of shifting one's weight around.

I hate it when people mooze. Their minds are so wrapped up in what they see that they pay no attention to the fact that they're about to knock someone over.

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tickle-me-elmo hole

Refers to the hole in a product's package that allows the shopper to put their finger in and feel a material or push a button.

Oh great, the stupid tickle-me-elmo hole was too small and now my finger is stuck.

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