Meejiah

How people in the United Kingdom and Australia pronounce the word: "Media."

I don't trust the mainstream meejiah, mate.

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Alessien

A fan of Canadian singer Alessia Cara.

I'm an Alessien, I have all of Alessia Cara's albums and EPs on CD.

Badajoz Firehose

During coitus, when you ejaculate and urinate simultaneously.

I gave her the Badajoz Firehose last night!

Wo-mancrush

When a straight man has a crush on a woman, not in a sexual way, but rather in a way he would have a "mancrush" on another man.

Some dude: "Priti Patel and Jodie Foster are my wo-mancrushes."

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Maycist

Somebody who hates the month of May.

He's sad April's over; he's a Maycist.

Mad paper

A large quantity of funds.

"Yo, you hear Jamal on 19th Street is making some mad paper, B."

We Don't Love Them Hoes

The great American poet, Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. proclaimed this aforementioned phrase in the year of our Lord, one thousand, nine-hundred and ninety-four, which means: "We bear no affection whatsoever, for those wenches."

In other words, exactly what it says on the tin.

Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr.: "We bear no affection whatsoever, for those wenches."

Snoop Doggy Dogg: "We don't love them hoes."

Curtis James Jackson III: "Snoop said this in '94; we don't love the hoes."

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