enema pucker

The usage of equal amounts of apple cider vinegar and cold water in an enema. This rectumfies the slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

Seeing something so disturbing that your asshole shrinks.

"I'll need an enema pucker after last night with Walter."

"Man, did you see that ugly chick? What an enema pucker."

Byron

Clothing voucher used by poor kids at cheezy stores enabling them to look even poorer.

"Did you see Nat's skirt and shoes?"
"Yeah, bet she got em with a Byron."

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primple

A small or large pimple on ones' Johnson

I went to the doctor thinking I had a tumor on my wang. Turned out to be a primple.

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Hairy Garcia

Grey Pubic Hair.

Travis new he was gettin up in years, but was still shocked when his wife pointed out his Hairy Garcia.

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Tom Hanks

A guy that urinates frequently and in large quantities. Made famous by Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own.

Is Petey still in the bathroom? He goes more than Tom Hanks.

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