The craziest, scariest, most obsessive and most widespread fans out there. Directioners are fans of the popular boy band, One Direction, and despite what people think, they arENâT ONLY MADE UP OF TEENAGE GIRLS. They are really intimidating and if you mess with one, then donât expect to think that your address, phone password and embarrassing pictures will be kept private. They can hack ANYTHING, and know everything about the bois of One Direction; their blood type, the school they went to as kids, their time of birth, the hospital they were born in, how heavy they were at birth, their penis sizes . . .
Basically the FBI in fan form
Person 1: I wanna hook up with you ;)
Person 2: I mean, I would, but my girlfriend is a directioner . . .
Person 1: yeesh, never mind, I donât want to die