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last piece of cheesecake

Wishing you knew when the end of the world is so you could have that last piece of cheesecake. In a more general sense the desire to do anything you generally deny yourself when it won't matter any longer to be thin, or rich, or whatever because the world is going to end.

I wish I knew when the world would end because then I would have that last piece of cheesecake.

by Roxannaroxanna June 1, 2017

17πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


nailbender

A carpenter

A nailbender hammers nails into wood for a living.

by Roxannaroxanna May 28, 2016

14πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


a bird will never be a fish

A truth that many should recognize. You can't make someone into something they are not. If you like banker types don't marry a construction worker. If you like the bad girl look don't marry the girl next door.

Ryan is in love with Meg but a bird will never be a fish.

by Roxannaroxanna June 29, 2018


coatholder

Someone who instigates a fight between others and then "holds their coats".

Trump is a coatholder. "Hey, why don't you two fight? Here, I'll hold your coat."

by Roxannaroxanna March 6, 2022


arkansas corner

A mismitered corner that has been beaten in to match.

"That mitered corner is a mess!" "That's an Arkansas corner. It has been beaten in with a hammer!"

by Roxannaroxanna December 29, 2014

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


after art

The artwork displayed after a movie to entice people to stay and watch the credits.

The flash scenes after Robin Hood - after art!.

by Roxannaroxanna June 14, 2010

36πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


shake the dew off the lily

When a man is going to "shake the dew off the lily" he is talking about shaking the last few drops of urine off his penis after urination. Euphemism for taking a piss.

I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just gonna shake the dew off the lily.

by Roxannaroxanna November 27, 2013

27πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž