John Gomez Syndrome

An incredibly horrible condition in which you wear suits, discuss politics, and take constant ridicule for being John Gomez. In fact, you probably broke your leg sliding into a fucking base during baseball, and ended up on crutches for all of middle school for being such a fuck-up. John Gomez Syndrome is the equivalent of cancer, but to a more deadly degree.

Dude, why the fuck are you wearing a suit and talking politics?
I've been diagnosed with John Gomez Syndrome
That sucks

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Mr. Nitkinas Disorder

A psychological disorder where you just stop giving a fuck about everything. You become a huge fan of Star Wars, and are proud of it. You begin teaching English Classes at High Schools, mainly because you don't feel like doing something harder. You also become easily side- tracked and talk about much more exciting things than what you teach.

Evan: "Leave me alone, man. I'm going to watch Star Wars and not give a fuck about anything else."

Zach: "Did you get Mr. Nitkinas disorder?"

Evan: "Yeah."

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