sleepy sex

to have sex with someone while they're still asleep or drowsy.

In the early morning I will suprise my boyfriend with sleeping sex. I slide on his erection just before he wakes up.

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Dr. J

A god in his own lunchtime. Very swarve and cool.

That Josh Hartnet is a real Dr. J.

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doodle flop

an adjective meaning "not worth a damn."
originating in the south.

My husband can't clean a house worth a doodle flop.

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fives

Defines a claim or ownership of a certain item. Originally used to define such a claim for 5 minutes, but is now commonly interchanged with the word dibs.

Fives on that seat!

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wenus

1. the skin on your elbow
2. a word use for freaking someone out by making them think youre talking about something else when you say wenus

Your wenus is huge!
Wanna see my wenus?
Cover up your wenus, for the love of god!
My wenus is all wrinkly.
My wenus can stretch really far.
I have TWO wenuses!

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