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When you stick your smelly armpits in your lover's face unexpectedly.
Brenda didn't even think I would give her The Armpit Ambush when she went to kiss me goodnight last night. She was in for quite a surprise.
3π 1π
When you're titty fucking your girlfriend and the two of you are singing a duet.
"Brenda and I did The Dolly Parton last night. We sang 'Islands in the Stream.' I think I lover her, man." "Heavy."
3π 2π
The tits and cock and balls on a tranny.
"Dude, there was a tranny dancing at the strip club last night." "Oh yeah? How'd The Mamas and The Papas look?" "Pretty good, actually."
3π 5π
1.) In an effort to speed up getting to know each other sexually, a couple discusses what they will or will not do in bed.
2.) Also works for VD Go Fish, wherein a couple finds out what VD's they may or may not have/have had.
"Do you give blow jobs?" "Yes." "Do you swallow?" "Go fish!"
"Do you do the Kansas City Clam Bake?" "Go fish!"
"Do you have herpes?" "Go fish. Do you have chlamydia?" "Go fish!"
"What happened with Candy last night man? You guys seemed like you were hitting it off." "We were. Until we played "Go Fish" and I found out she has herpes!"
24π 31π
The smacking together of male scrotums during sex.
"I could've sworn I heard The Swinging Pendulums coming from my upstairs neighbors apartment, but I could be wrong."
"Do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can't do The Swinging Pendulums because I don't have testicles?" "Nah, your over-sized labia lips do just fine, Brenda."
"My goodness, Brenda. You have a smashing pair of jumboolies.""Thanks, Roy."
"So this girl was walkin' down the street with these massive jumboolies just out for the whole world to see and I had to look. I just had to."
When your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night I gave her The Jackson Pollock.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.