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An extraordinarily difficult sex act which takes place in a movie theatre. The male must purchase a large buttered popcorn, and without his date knowing, rip a hole in the bottom of the bag and insert his penis. During the course of the film, his date will eventually reach in for a handful of kernals and instead be met with his buttery member.
"I took Danielle to see Ghostbusters and got her a Jumbo Popcorn. Let's just say there was a lot of butter by time the credits rolled."
9π 3π
Slang term for one with a cunnilingus addiction.
"Man, Ricky's been down on Lucy's business for hours! That boy is a Grade-A Peach Gobbler!"
18π 4π
An neighbourhood that is typically clean, crime free and has high property values but whose Yuppie (aka Caucasian)inhabitants claim is tough in order to gain street-cred with their peers.
"Charles says High Park isn't safe anymore but we know its still The Whood"
13π 1π
A type of purposeful stride used in an office when wanting others to falsely perceive how busy and industrious you are. Usually accompanied by a facial expression of faux concern whilst carrying some non-descript documents.
"I've seen Rodney from the 2nd Floor pass by here three times today. I think he's on Workabout"
7π 2π
An intricate group sexual activity where four men (three Caucasian and one African-American) aim their penises towards an awaiting woman and ejaculate simultaneously.
Peter: "Let's make her look like a marshmallow man!"
Ray: "Careful not to cross our streams!"
Dana: "I ain't 'fraid of no scrote."
Men (In unison): "Bustin' makes me feel good!"
Ghostbustering!"
58π 36π
Name of the spontaneous, uncontrollable and often embarassing flatulence emitted by a male while standing at a urinal.
"I was pissing next to Frankie at the gym and he totally blew the urinal horn. Stinky bastard."
6π 1π
Having to be extremely quiet and discreet during the act of cunnilingus.
"Danielle's roommate was home so I had to shhminge her out."
5π 4π