Blueberry Cream Pie

Shoot your load all over a chicks face and then punch her in the face and break her nose.

You just gave me a blueberry cream pie you jerk!

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bamboozler

A girl is giving you head between your legs from behind (weiner tucked underneath) and you crap on her face.

Oh man, I bamboozled my bitch last night.

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wabitaboobular

(adj) A word used to describe the level of skin, or naked action in a movie. Cited from 'Mystery Science Theater 3000', Episode 519- OUTLAW

"Funular bunular, fruit of the loomular, frenchical tongular, wabitaboobular! Fleshical orbicle, smorgasti-boobular, tushobutt cheekular ball!"

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one by five

Lego nerd talk for "girlfriend"
-since lego does not make 1x5 pieces
-it's hard for nerds to get girls

I finally have got my one by five

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Perplexecles

God of Confusion, Controler of all Lizard minions.

Perplexecles threw the frog into the airlock, and after exclaiming "You'll never be a Lizard!" decompressed the chamber.

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snoich

(v)Snoy ch - A term used to describe the action of stealing something in an overt manner. See yoink

"Snoich!"
"I just snoiched it from him"

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Rattlecat

Pretending to blow you load in a chicks mouth but instead pissing in it.

The punch her in the face and crap in her hair.

I gave my bitch a rattlecat last night.

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