Brayden Gill

A lover. A man. A goof.

Gooflord: “have you heard of THE Brayden Gill?”
— : “quite so”
Gooflord: “his gf is the biggest of big booty bitches”

—: “hmmmmmmmm I see”

Hammer Swinger

When a goof, has a hammer, and knows how to swing it.

Girl 1: *scoffs* “you see that goof, leaving with all those girls”

Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”