rpgluvr13

Me aka. a fucking loser on the internet

Rpgluvr13: I like rpgs... so I fucking suck

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Tragedy

A diss made my Nicki Minaj targeted at Lil' Kim. She got murdered by Nicki.

Pink Friday, Eminem, 8 Mile
It must hurt to sell your album off PayPal
'Specially when you in the game 15, 20
You was hot when Shaq teamed up with Penny
Man, you was magic!
I mean, look at you now, ho, you just tragic!
You a tragedy, you a parody
Last name Ann, first name Raaaaaaggggedy
These goofy bitches is stupidity personified
Ayo, Wayne, you want it gully, or the Gaza side

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Math

Torture in school. The sister to science. The worst and hardest subject. Science is below it.

Random Bitch: Hey did you study for the Algebra test last night?

Random Dude: OH SHIT NO I DIDN'T!!!!!!

Random Bitch: R.I.P. your success in life...

Random Dude: *beats up Mr. Boring the Algebra teacher* FUCK MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Orgasm

When you feel like you really need to pee and can't take it anymore, but then you cum. It feels really intense too. It also doesn't just need to be during sex.

It's 1:30 p.m. and you finished an algebra test. You don't know what to do so behind the scenes you decide to jerk off but decide not to reach the point where you orgasm. So you jerk off a little but too much, then, you feel something coming. You can't control it. You don't wanna tell the teacher, so you try to hold it, but then boom! Your dick feels weird, like something is coming out. It feels sticky. That is when you realized you just organsmed. All you can do now is lay low and hope the cum all on your boxers doesn't show.

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Khia

Before there was CupcakKe, there was Khia.

Khia: My neck, my back. Lick my pussy and my crack.

CupcakKe: Hump me, fuck me! Daddy better make me choke (you better)!

See the similarities?

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Playtime Is Over

Nicki Minaj's first mixtape that is actually good. Also it's over a decade old...

Big Mike, the new baddest bitch in the game
She go by the name of Nicki Minaj
Let's get this shit poppin', playtime is over mothafuckas

-Fendi, 2007: Nicki Minaj "Playtime Is Over

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pokemon daycare

A place where pokemon have sex

Trainer: Time to check my Pokemon at the Pokemon daycare!

Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.

*Meanwhile*

Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*

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