Joe

Your typical hillbilly, doesn't exude much character, or tact.
Only eats his mom's cooking, as he is a mamas boy.
Immediately implodes on contact with vegetables.
Is really bad at Mario kart, like really REALLY bad.
Drives a pickup truck 99% of the time.
Despite being bad at Mario kart, he's pretty good at Mario maker.

You're such a Joe man, you need to go outside.
Why don't you eat someone else's cooking for once Joe?
You suck balls at Mario kart joe.