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Candi

Often referred to as "Candidates", usually good tempered, but will drag your ass if you deserve it. Like when someone one wrongly assumes her profession as an exotic dancer. Excellent cat/dog/animal/human/plamp caregiver. If irritable, bring snacks and a weighted blanket to improve mood.

Candi: Hi, my name is Candi, nice to meet you.
Old prude: Oh is that short for Candice?
Candi: No, just Candi.
Old prude: Well then, you must be a stripper.
Candi: *RAGE*

by RuanRyan January 25, 2021