Rocket Launch

When a guy gets a boner and farts/shits at the same time.

Dan: Bro, that taco bell was fire af and that chick in there was hot af
Gabe: I know bro! She nearly made me rocket launch!

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Long snapping

When you take a shit standing up and putting your head down to a position where you can see your genitals and take a shit right after you slide your hands through in a long snapping motion

Gabe: "I'm going to take a shit near that bush."
Robert: "Alright, but don't start long snapping or else it'll be awkward for the other campers."

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