jallingham

a 150% certified racist, homosexual gender bender with a peculiar taste for underage boys and pornography involving said boys having their behinds licked, also has microscopic genitalia and uses 1 sheet of toilet paper to crotch-stuff and appear 3 times larger...

Mackintosh - "Oh God, that dirty Jallingham over there is staring up black kids' shorts again & drooling

quartermelon

Like a watermelon, but 25% of the size. Literally one quarter of a watermelon...

I wanted a damn watermelon, why do I only have a fucking quartermelon you fucktard?

Nig

NE Farmer talk for a hammer/striking object, also can be used as a veiled racial slur when using said hammer as part of the act of "bodging" something to where it'll work

Hey fetch me that nig, I'll put a couple more nails in this fence.
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Wes Pandy's repair of a baler using a block of wood, some twine and a hammer was a real rigger nig