iPod

a musical device which is the top fashion accessory, though WILL break several times and 'get on ur tits'.
On purchasing an iPod, you are garanteed to have a set of headphones that WILL break within several weeks.
this results in frustration, and a decrease in penis size.

"dude my weiner is shrinking!"

"get ur iPod fixed"

"nah, it'll just break again"

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U.K.

It isn't the U.K i live in!!! it's fucking England! Why dus evry1 and all sites say U.K, its fuckin England!

"so you live in the U.K?"

"No! England! ass face!"

*gets stabbed in eye*

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