Ayden Eyre

The sexiest, most irresistible man alive. I constantly nut just talking to him. My cafeteria seat is 2 inches taller than everyone else's, and the seat is pure white. I can't even be near him without wanting to get my big meaty cock near his asshole.

Ayden Eyre: "Hey."

Dylan Riskin: *Nuts 14 times* "Oh-h-hhH-HH-h, hh-hh-h-h-h-ey-y-y-y-Y-Y-y." *walks back to class dripping cum from every hole on his body*

sus sauce

Another word for “Mayo” or “Mayonnaise”.

McDonald’s worker: “Hi! Welcome to McDonald’s, what can I get started for you today?”

Random Travis Scott Fan: “Cactus Jack fucked my boy puss, can I get a slatty patty hold the sus sauce?”

McDonald’s Worker: “I have no idea what any of that means.”

sus sauce

Another word for “Mayo” or “Mayonnaise”.

McDonald’s worker: “Hi! Welcome to McDonald’s, what can I get started for you today?”

Random Travis Scott Fan: “Cactus Jack fucked my boy puss, can I get a slatty patty hold the sus sauce?”

McDonald’s Worker: “I have no idea what any of that means.”

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to laisy 🥱

This is a very common saying for when your friend wants you to do something, but you don't want to do it. And you also want to be a bitch to them.

Josh: "Hey man, do you want to play fortnite today?"

Jaquayviontayvius: "to laisy 🥱"

to laisy 🥱

This is a very common saying for when your friend wants you to do something, but you don't want to do it. And you also want to be a bitch to them.

Josh: "Hey man, do you want to play fortnite today?"

Jaquayviontayvius: "to laisy 🥱"