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by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 10, 2020

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People are the worst

That’s the worst thing about music, is that people play it. AHAHAHAHA

People are the worst

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 7, 2020

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Swallow My Pride

She looked at me with dignity, said
"Baby there's one thing you've gotta see
Even though we're headed for war
this nation's prouder than ever before
Yes, there's a sprit in the air
We're more American than anywhere."
Well, I just smiled 'cause I could tell
This little girl's going to hell

All the warmth in her heart can't keep
My blood from running cold
First I fell for her looks
Now I just wanna go for the throat
I tried to tell her a hundred times
This little girl didn't understand at all
Pride comes before a fall

Now I wouldn't mind if you swallow my pride
Make me feel all right, deep inside
Feel all right
Pride comes before a fall

This ain't the summer of love (4x)
I don't know what you're thinking of
This ain't the summer of love

This ain't the garden of Eden
There ain't no angels above
Things ain't what they used to be
This ain't the summer of love

This ain't the garden of Eden
There ain't no angels above
Things ain't what they used to be
This ain't the summer of love
This ain't the summer of fun

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 12, 2020

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ISTP

I am an INTJ and I find relationships with the ISTP to be quite suspicious and baffling most the time. They always seem to tag along with you. They also feel intimidating and worthy of attacking just for the sake of it. They follow you around and you don’t know whether it’s a good or bad thing. They are very intimidating and come on a little too strong. I am a private person, so I find it to be irritating if someone invades my private spaces...

ISTPs come across as predatory humans that are out to take advantage of the situation.
I have to be careful and cautious around some of them. I always fear they are feeding off me and out to get me(sucking my blood🩸) , don’t want to support a random person I’m not quite familiar with.

They only talk to you when they need something. My dad is this personality type, and he did not give a crap about anyone but himself. Unhealthy ISTPs are prone to selfishness.

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 7, 2020

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People these days are absolutely nuts

I never really realized how messed up and brainwashed the younger generations today really are. I swear the young Biden gentlemen they are even more brainwashed than the Obama generation.

People these days are absolutely nuts

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 8, 2020

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Pulling Mussels

They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,
At night the crickets creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Shrinking in the sea so cold

Topless ladies look away
A he-man in a sudden shower
Shelters from the rain
You wish you had a motor boat
To pose around the harbor bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the car
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Two fat ladies window shop
Something for the mantelpiece
In for bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
The coach drivers stand about
Looking at a local map
About the boy who's gone away
Down to next door's caravan
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 10, 2020

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HOW to fuck a goat in 30 Seconds

What???????????????????????

HOW to fuck a goat in 30 HOW to fuck a goat in 30 HOW to fuck a goat in 30 Seconds

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 10, 2020

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